Newcastle fucking United boss Steve 'knobhead' McClaren has banned his players from fucking swearing.
The former bollocks England coach, who was appointed at St James' Park on 10 June, had a similar twattish policy at his previous club Derby fucking County.
His bitch assistant Paul Simpson - who worked alongside arsehole McClaren at Derby - explained earlier this year that the policy was about maintaining fucking discipline.
"If you're ranting and raving and swearing, you haven't got control," Simpson fucking said in February.
"We say you are fucking losing it so you may as well come and sit in the pissing dugout."